can’t wait till it’s winter again so I can get my year supply of carrots off the neighborhood kids’ snowmen
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
friends: how can u still wear black, its summer
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am